| Asshole Battle #2!!! |
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posted by: Devo (reply) post date: 06.01.05 (11:12 am) Wow, chris McDonald wins with a big ol' bang. Cohagen gets served a fat chunk of Ahnuld pie, and the principal is just a pathetic goon with poor self-esteem. Shooter, on the ohter hand, gets the greasy fucker with the VW to do HIS dirty work. THAT'S the sign of a true asshole. So Shooter, you win, buddy. posted by: Recon (reply) post date: 06.01.05 (11:14 am) Reply to: Devo Thats 1 for Shooter. Thanks Devo for starting us off. posted by: Recon (reply) post date: 06.01.05 (11:23 am) My vote goes to Ronny Cox. Firstly, His name is Ronny Cox. He already sounds like an complete asshole. The reason I choose him is because of the level of assholeness he acheives in Total Recall. He runs the mines and refuses to "Give the people air" by turning on the Alien generator. He's all about money. He is also not afraid to shut off the air to the Mars Red light district area and practically kill everyone just to get his way. That gets him alot of asshole points. Plus he has Michael Ironsides as his lackey, also a huge asshole, which adds to his asshole power by default. And in Robocop he is a total dick too. I cant remember some of the shit he said, but it wasnt very nice. Anyway, thats 1 for Shooter, 1 for Cox. :) posted by: Mike (reply) post date: 06.01.05 (11:30 am) Clarence Beeks all the way. "Back off! I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain!" "One false move and the whore loses a kidney!" Huge Asshole. posted by: Recon (reply) post date: 06.01.05 (11:42 am) That makes it a dead heat. 1 vote each. posted by: Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson (reply) post date: 06.01.05 (12:21 pm) My vote's for Gleason- mostly for his dickish efforts in Die Hard..... posted by: Recon (reply) post date: 06.01.05 (12:32 pm) 2 Gleason, 1 Cox, 1 Shooter... posted by: skywilde (reply) post date: 06.01.05 (1:29 pm) my vote goes to shooter. he eats pieces of shit for breakfast. posted by: Devo (reply) post date: 06.01.05 (2:15 pm) Reply to: skywilde That's the key I completely forgot! Shit, asshole, it all fits together! Shooter's got this one in the hole! Man, I'm really good at inadvertently making these threads really gross... posted by: the unbeatable (reply) post date: 06.01.05 (2:33 pm) i vote for christopher mcdonald partially on his voice work as kip mansly in the iron giant. ronnie cox is out for saving eddie murphy's bacon in bhc I and II. paul gleason is indeed an ashole but doesn't do it with the style of chris. posted by: Recon (reply) post date: 06.01.05 (3:07 pm) LOL!! I'm loving this already..And now I want to go re-watch Happy Gilmore and see the Iron giant.. The Score: Chris McDonald-3 Paul Gleason-2 Ronny Cox-1 posted by: the unbeatable (reply) post date: 06.02.05 (8:24 am) you should see the iron giant. it's really good. posted by: Mr. Awesome (reply) post date: 06.02.05 (8:53 am) I think it is an outrage that Captain Bogomil is even in this competition. Just because he ran a tight ship at the Beverly Hills Police Department does not mean he was an asshole. He just didn't know how to relate to Detective Foley. But in the end, they were all friends. So what if he tried to suffocate some mutants. That place was a total freak show, he was doing the right thing. The whole place made me nauseous. My write in vote is for the Christian Slater in Pump up the Volume. What a D-Bag. I hate that guy. Nice to see he just got bagged for fondling strangers on street corners. posted by: deviant1 (reply) post date: 06.02.05 (11:27 am) A good matchup Recon. Ronny Cox displayed some good assholeness in recall but the evilness sort of overshadowed it. Chris McDonald does the douchebag roll well. It just seems to come so naturally from him. When that dude comes on screen you just want to fuck him up. I'd say more douchebag than asshole though. I have to go with Paul Gleason though for the astounding level of assholeness displayed in the Breakfast Club. The hand gestures alone made me want to poke his eyes out with a rusty fork. That and the egoness. What a fucktard. posted by: Recon (reply) post date: 06.02.05 (12:53 pm) Reply to: Mr. Awesome Thanks for the vote, Mr. A. You are rigtht about Slater. That guy is Grad A dickhead all the way. However he is not in the running. Do you have a pick out of these three or shall I put you down as a Slater hater instead? And for the record, not everyone on Mars was a mutant. There was a strong union presence on Mars. Alot of the people there were just blue collar guys and gals that went there to work the mines to put food on their tables. Hence Arnold saying "give the people air". posted by: Recon (reply) post date: 06.02.05 (12:54 pm) Reply to: the unbeatable Is Shooter McGavin a dick in it? The animation looks cool. posted by: Recon (reply) post date: 06.02.05 (12:55 pm) Reply to: deviant1 thanks for the vote D. Good point about Cox, too. That puts us at: Gleason-3 McDonald-3 Cox-1 *Christian Slater-1 posted by: kid damn it all (reply) post date: 06.02.05 (3:16 pm) eat shit cohaagan the people need air posted by: recon (reply) post date: 06.03.05 (4:50 am) Reply to: kid Is that a vote for Ronny Cox? posted by: kid damn it all (reply) post date: 06.03.05 (4:59 am) start the reactor!!! posted by: rnold (reply) post date: 06.03.05 (11:30 am) Giant reakta makes air for da ol planet posted by: Quaid (reply) post date: 06.03.05 (11:32 am) If I am not me, den who da hell am I? posted by: Kuato (reply) post date: 06.03.05 (11:36 am) Vilos Cohaagen: Relax, Quaid. You'll like being Hauser. Douglas Quaid: The guy is a fucking asshole! posted by: the Mantis (reply) post date: 06.03.05 (11:49 am) I've got to vote Christopher McDonnald. Not only is he a great dickhead in Happy Gilmore ("Why don't you people go back to your shanties?!"), making me hate golf pros forever, but he also stared as the boyfriend from the "right" side of the tracks in Breakin'. He ultimately redeemed himself in that movie, but his natural asshole talents shined through in the beginning of the flick, when he was trying to help his dancer girlfriend and just came off as a rich 80's prick who was afraid of the "thugs" in legwarmers that danced with his girl...Cox was more evil than asshole, and Gleason was more bubmling than asshole in BHC I & II...but Chris McDonnald is the king of smarmy assholes... This is SHOOTER'S TOUR! posted by: verucassalty (reply) post date: 06.03.05 (11:51 am) Paul Gleason. maybe its the anti-authority attitude i adopted back in high school that makes it personal for me. that guy is a true dick. posted by: Fishbone (reply) post date: 06.03.05 (3:17 pm) Ronny Cox for sure, born to play the asshole posted by: Frank Da Tank (reply) post date: 06.03.05 (6:41 pm) Shooter McGavin is the #1 asshole!!! This actor has NEVER played a good guy... Cohaagen is an asswipe but he doesnt have enough roles to take te crown. My favorite still is Sensai from The Karate Kid. You should have a battle of the champions later on in the year!!!! posted by: Recon (reply) post date: 06.04.05 (8:40 am) We got a nice little competion going! Here is how we stand so far: McDonald-5 Gleason-4 Cox-3 *Christian Slater-1* And the tourney of champions is a great idea. (Kobra Kai Sensei is one major league asshole, it's going to be tough to beat him) posted by: newbie (reply) post date: 06.05.05 (9:01 pm) If I had to choose, I would probaly choose Paul Gleason, just because he has a weird sexual predator vibe. I think he got gay with Emilio in the janitor closet. posted by: Hungry Hyaena (reply) post date: 06.06.05 (5:37 am) Definitely gonna go with Christopher McDonald. First of all, "Christopher" is a stupid fucking name and all Christophers are pieces of dog shit. Except, of course, me. Secondly, every time I see him on screen I get annoyed. posted by: Recon (reply) post date: 06.07.05 (8:12 am) That's McDonald-6 Gleason-5 Cox-3 Still anyone's game... posted by: mog (reply) post date: 06.07.05 (2:53 pm) mcdonald because he was still kind of young in his heyday. you gotta be badass to be a real genuine asshole before middle age. posted by: Recon (reply) post date: 06.15.05 (11:13 am) That's McDonald-7 Gleason-5 Cox-3 Looks like Shooter takes it! |
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