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| Sexy Leia and Why I hate the Ewoks |
| 03.31.04 (10:37 pm) [edit] |
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So I was just "surfing", doing a little work, and I suddenly had a hankering for some Return of the Jedi. Well I found some. You know in the end when Luke wrecks house on the Death Star and all the little bastard Ewoks jump around like monkeys and bark their incessant little barbarian song at each other? Well for some unholy reason, that one damn song has been stuck in my head for years. And for this reason, I despise the Ewoks. Such a blatant marketing tool for Lucas to sell lunch boxes, and I'll admit when I was a kid I fell for it hook, line, and sinker. I don't know why the song stays with me. Maybe its the sheer idiocy of it. I suppose I like to sing it in my head because it makes me feel stupid, and that is strangely therapeutic to me. Let's face it. Ewoks are not exactly the brightest creatures in the Lucas universe. They are a step up from dogs, but with less personality. They make Sand people and Jawas look like Rhodes scholars. If I lived on that forrest moon, I would shoot them all like deer..I bet they taste like pig when you cook em right. Yum. Roasted ewok on a spit. mmmm! The characters in that movie are pretty forgiving. If I was on another planet, and a fat little monkey poked me with a stick and tied me up and brought me to their village to eat me, and I managed to get away, you know what I would do? I would whip out my light saber and kill the shit out of all but one of them so he could write a gay song about what happened that fateful day, and all would remember me. Well now that this wonderful site has provided me with the lyrics to the accursed song in both English AND Ewok, I will NEVER get rid of it. God Damn you, George Lucas, with your stupid flannel shirts and scruffy little beard! oh well..here it is:
http://tribute4tasha.50megs.com/ewok_song.html" title="http://tribute4tasha.50megs.com/ewok_song.html" target="_blank"http://tribute4tasha.50megs.c...
And to get your mind off that, here is the costume from the movie that makes me want a girlfriend just to make her wear it..terrific!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/valkova/costume/costum e03.html" title="http://members.optusnet.com.au/valkova/costume/costum e03.html" target="_blank"http://members.optusnet.com.a...
http://www.swchick.com/costume_slave.htm" title="http://www.swchick.com/costume_slave.htm" target="_blank"http://www.swchick.com/costum...
this is great too..Photos from something called Dragon con 2003..they have some great pics on the left..lots of people dressing up..some guy is even dressed as George Lucas! completely frightening..I wish I went, Lou Ferrigno was there! I would like a picture of me getting put in a head lock by that guy..he was the incredible hulk! I included my favorite pic below..check out the beer gut on that storm trooper.. too much lazing around pounding donuts on the forest moon of Endor, huh pal? He looks pregnant. Do they let women into the stromtroopers? They should. This guy could be their den mother. Is that a chinese take out box on his waist? Whatever. this guy rules.
http://www.swchick.com/event_dc_2003.htm" title="http://www.swchick.com/event_dc_2003.htm" target="_blank"http://www.swchick.com/event_...
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| Show me your war face! |
| 03.31.04 (1:53 am) [edit] |
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Its official: War is about to be taken into space.
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/SciTech/US/s pace_weapons_040330-1.html" title="http://abcnews.go.com/sections/SciTech/US/s pace_weapons_040330-1.html" target="_blank"http://abcnews.go.com/section...
And here is an article about a space weapon called "rods of God" ..
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/03209/206344.stm" title="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/03209/206344.stm" target="_blank"http://www.post-gazette.com/p...
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| Bob Ross is My Leader |
| 03.31.04 (12:58 am) [edit] |
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I stumbled across this article doing research for my work..And the vivid memories all came rushing back..Bob Ross! For those of you too young to remember him, Bob Ross was a PBS TV painter who would bang out these nature paintings in 30 minutes and try to convince you to follow along. I never tried to paint with him, I was too busy being hypnotized by his all powerful hair and soft yet strong voice. If Bob had told me to drink the punch, I would have. He is that good. I would have followed him to the French Guyana. There was something very medicating about watching his show; very slow paced and methodical. He spoke in creepy whispers, and I am convinced that was the secret to his superpowers, besides his perfect hair. To this day I see "happy little trees" everywhere. Bob Ross: American Badass.
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/artists/b ob-ross/" title="http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/artists/b ob-ross/" target="_blank"http://www.rotten.com/library...
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| !!Monkey VS Robot!! |
| 03.30.04 (11:39 am) [edit] |
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This one is an oldie but a goodie. Those who know me, know I like the robots, and I like the monkeys. I figure everyone does, there is nothing unique about this. They are simply the 2 best things around. Many moons ago, I came across this video. It is an epic tale as old as the Earth itself. The timeless stuggle of Man vs Nature, Nature vs Technology, Yin and Yang, Light and Dark, oh well, you get the idea:)
Here it is:
http://www.lugolounge.com/staticpages/index.php?page=2003112415230379 1" title="http://www.lugolounge.com/staticpages/index.php?page=2003112415230379 1" target="_blank"http://www.lugolounge.com/sta...
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| One more of our rights out the window |
| 03.30.04 (10:38 am) [edit] |
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My friend Damian sent me this article. It's stories like this that make me want to fill up the bathtub with hand grenades. Jesus, is nothing safe anymore?
http://www.theneworleanschannel.com/news/2953483/detail.html" title="http://www.theneworleanschannel.com/news/2953483/detail.html" target="_blank"http://www.theneworleanschann...
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| Superman with Seinfeld |
| 03.30.04 (10:20 am) [edit] |
My friend sent me this..his firm worked on it..watch the film, its funny!!
www.americanexpress.com/jerry :D
He also sent me this: Airport announcers tricked into saying dirty and innappropriate things.
http://www.twilight3d.com/humour/temp/" title="http://www.twilight3d.com/humour/temp/" target="_blank"http://www.twilight3d.com/hum...
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| Is Kerry an A Hole? |
| 03.30.04 (10:14 am) [edit] |
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I got this off Snopes.com, so its obviously undetermined. Look, I am by no means a Bush supporter, I definitely want Kerry to win. And I think most young people and the majority of Amercians who aren't pulling in 6 figures support him as well. He would have to do a better job that W. I posted this because it might give a glimpse of the real Kerry. It talks about how Kerry is a dick. Well, if its true, I think this is reassuring. I mean, aren't all presidents dicks? If he is, this means that he's got what it takes. He's presidential! Go Kerry! Do your thing, playboy...don't listen to the haters..
First Hand Account re: John Kerry
I would like to add my two cents about my John Kerry experience. During my career as an Air Force pilot, I spent two years flying a small twin engine prop plane around the Pacific from my base in Okinawa, Japan.
On one trip we had to fly Senator Kerry, his congressional aide, and a Navy Captain (Vietnam, A-4 fighter pilot) who was also in Kerry's party to various locations in Vietnam and Cambodia as part of the MIA/POW talks.
When I met him, he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his sailboat on it. I told him I had a small 27 foot sailboat in Okinawa, he remarked "Oh I never sail on anything less than 135 feet."
When we first flew him into Phnom Penh, he went to the back of the airplane and grabbed the pizza that was put aside for the crew and passed it around to his staff. He was never offered any pizza because they were supposed to have lunch with the Cambodian government once we landed. The pizza would have been our only meal that day. When we picked him up in Cambodia, he was an hour late getting to the airport. We could not start the engines and therefore the air conditioning until he arrived. Phnom Penh at that time was over 100 degrees with 95% humidity and we were basically sitting in a greenhouse behind the cockpit windows.
When he finally did arrive, we were wringing out our clothes from the perspiration. He walked out of the air conditioned car, into the airplane and asks us "Could you guys get the air conditioning running, I'm a little warm?" The other pilot had to physically restrain me from going back there and picking a fight.
Then we took him into Noi Bai airfield in Hanoi. After we picked him up the next day (he stayed the night in Vietnam, we stayed in Bangkok) we taxied out, ran up the engines for takeoff, and noticed that our prop was vibrating all over the place. We taxied off to the side to look at it, but there was a good possibility that there was an engine malfunction and the engine may fail if we took off with it. Well, Mr. Senator sticks his head up in the cockpit and says "This plane WILL take off, I have a press conference in Bangkok in three hours!" (Maybe this is an indication of how he will run the FAA).
We ran the engines again, and did not have the problem, so we took off and made it back. During the flight, he told everyone how he had taken a Cessna (a small General aviation plane) up with a fighter pilot, and the fighter pilot remarked that Kerry was one of the best pilots he had ever seen. I don't know about other pilots out there, but it's hard to imagine a little, single-engine prop plane pilot being able to show the "right stuff."
After Kerry left the plane, the Navy Captain came up to us, apologized and said basically that "he knows Kerry is a jerk" and that we should be glad we don't have to deal with him every day.
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| Bloglines |
| 03.30.04 (9:47 am) [edit] |
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I am slightly internet retarded. Granted, I am better at "surfing the net" than your everyday plebian, but it still takes me way too long to find what I like. So I was just reading in Wired about this thing called RSS. I won't try to explain it: here's a defintion:
"RSS is a format for syndicating news and the content of news-like sites, including major news sites like Wired, news-oriented community sites like Slashdot, and personal weblogs. But it's not just for news. Pretty much anything that can be broken down into discrete items can be syndicated via RSS: the "recent changes" page of a wiki, a changelog of CVS checkins, even the revision history of a book. Once information about each item is in RSS format, an RSS-aware program can check the feed for changes and react to the changes in an appropriate way."
So this service Bloglines provides an infinite amount of blogs, news, etc. that you can subscribe to for free and you really have to try it. So much information so fast..I feel like I've been wasting so much time treading through hundreds of pages trying to find interesting things. This brings all the info to you quickly and intuitively. I will be including my subsriptions here, so you guys can check them out, or sign up with the service yourselves. Cool.
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| Make Cool Pics |
| 03.30.04 (9:01 am) [edit] |
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Click on these pics, type your message in, and you can get custom cool pics. Although the site is in German, you can figure it out. You're smart kids.
http://www.letterjames.de/motive/listMotive.html?rubrikId=0" title="http://www.letterjames.de/motive/listMotive.html?rubrikId=0" target="_blank"http://www.letterjames.de/mot... :wink:
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| News of the world |
| 03.30.04 (8:38 am) [edit] |
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Cheryl L. Cooper was, until October, a counselor for Pyramid Healthcare Inc. in Pittsburgh, working with drug- and alcohol-addicted patients, but following a break-in and armed robbery of her home, she was summarily fired. Pyramid claimed (according to a February Pittsburgh Post-Gazette story) that since she had become a target of neighborhood tough guys, Pyramid clients and staff who would be with her at any time were thus in danger. (Among the problems Pyramid counselors must work through are traumas to crime victims and rehabilitation of criminals.) [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, 2-27-04]
In March, a court in Ansbach, Germany, turned down a challenge by a 43-year-old unemployed man to the government's denial of benefits stemming from his temporary separation from his wife, who is in her native Thailand. He claimed that since she could not afford to return to Germany, the government should pay for the travel, and since it refused to do that, it should pay him for at least four visits a month to a prostitute, plus an allowance to buy condoms, pornography and an appliance to aid masturbation. [Reuters, 3-5-04]
In February, social workers found a feral family of six (only the father spoke a recognizable language; others used hand signs and noises) living in a shed on a farm at Theunissen, in Free State, South Africa. None of the kids (aged 14 to 26) had ever met anyone outside the family and simply ran into the woods any time visitors approached. One boy ambulated only in a frog-like manner. The father said the kids were born normal, and he assumed their poor development was punishment because he could not afford the ceremonial sacraments of the Majola tribe. [The Star (Johannesburg), 2-24-04]
A case report in the January issue of the Indian Journal of Chest Diseases and Allied Sciences described a 27-year-old woman with an unshakable cough who, based on a radiograph, was found to have a condom lodged in her "upper right lobe bronchus," which eventually she disclosed to doctors had happened because she had accidentally "inhal(ed)" it during fellatio. [Indian Journal of Chest Diseases and Allied Sciences, January-March 2004, p.55]
An African Grey parrot, N'kisi (trained by New York City artist Aimee Morgana), has apparently been reliably observed with an English vocabulary of 950 words and the ability to manipulate some of them in context, according to a British Broadcasting Corp. magazine report. According to a Cambridge University veterinary professor, the most promising gains from cognitive-ability testing on animals recently have been achieved with parrots. [BBC News, 1-27-04]
In January, Sunnyside Elementary School (Stanton Heights, Pa.) suspended Brandi McKenith, 7, for a day for bad language, specifically for pointing out to a classmate that he was going to wind up in "hell" because he had said, "I swear to God." And in December, Ernest Gallet Elementary School (Lafayette, La.) sent Marcus McLaurin, 7, to a special discipline class for telling a fellow student, accurately, that his own mother is "gay" (which, he said, "is when a girl likes another girl"). [Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, 2-4-04] [New York Times, 12-3-03]
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| Don't look at my stapler! |
| 03.30.04 (8:29 am) [edit] |
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This game is great to relieve stress at the office. Walk around killing yuppies with a stapler. Brilliant!!
http://www.monsterland.se/crunchtime/" title="http://www.monsterland.se/crunchtime/" target="_blank"http://www.monsterland.se/cru... :wink:
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| Don't mess with the DJ |
| 03.29.04 (8:34 pm) [edit] |
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DJ Seizes Radio, Appeals for Back Pay
Mon Mar 29,10:36 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!
BUCHAREST, Romania (Reuters) - A Romanian DJ seized a radio station Sunday, threatened to jump from a balcony if his employer cut the broadcast and told listeners he wanted his overdue salary, TV Antena 1 reported.
"I want them (the employers) to pay me the money they owe me," DJ Alin Farcas told listeners of the small private radio station Mix FM in the Romanian capital.
Farcas, 24, locked himself in the station for four hours before being taken into custody by police.
Radio director Alexandru Lazescu told TV Antena 1 he would try to pay the salary which, Antena 1 said, amounted to about $425.
"I just wanted to draw attention to my problem. I never really wanted to jump off the balcony," Farcas said afterward.
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| I'm taggin my name, in grafitti on the wall |
| 03.29.04 (11:47 am) [edit] |
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When I was 17, I got arrested for grafitti..I never got the chance to even get good before I got bagged. Since then, I have admired this world afar. I remember being in Barcelona and in the train stations they have giant wooden slabs on the walls for graf artists to do legal pieces. They should do that here..Anyway, Bloomberg wouldnt ok that..This site seems pretty extensive; lots of pics here..
http://www.woostercollective.com/index2.html" title="http://www.woostercollective.com/index2.html" target="_blank"http://www.woostercollective....
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| Martian Rover snaps a pic of a UFO? |
| 03.29.04 (6:04 am) [edit] |
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Check it out: the Martian rover has taken a photo of a UFO. Of course everyone's saying that it's just an obosolete earthly probe like Viking 2 or something, but I thought you might like to post it..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/35 20636.stm" title="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/35 20636.stm" target="_blank"http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/sc...
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| Finally some good news about the Environment |
| 03.29.04 (5:45 am) [edit] |
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World getting 'literally greener'
By Alex Kirby
BBC News Online environment correspondent in Jeju, Korea
About a third of the world is still covered with forests...
The world seems to have begun to turn greener, in the strictly literal sense, according to the United Nations Environment Programme (Unep).
Satellite data show plant growth has been measurably more vigorous over the last 25 years.
The news comes in Unep's first Global Environment Outlook Year Book 2003, which highlights trends and problems.
The book is being launched at the opening here of Unep's annual council, attended by about 150 delegations.
The meeting runs from 29 to 31 March.
Changes
Satellite and climate data between 1982 and 1999 show an "apparent greening of the biosphere", Unep says.
"The amount of energy produced by plants through photosynthesis, minus what they use in respiration, increased globally by about 6% during the last two decades of the 20th century," it adds.
... but access to water remains a big problem worldwide.
Advances in farming and successful conservation programmes around the world may have contributed to the greening trend, according to the organisation.
Unep says areas in tropical zones and in the high latitudes of the northern hemisphere accounted for 80% of the increased growth.
Nearly 40% came from the Amazon rainforests, probably because of a decline in cloud cover and the resulting increase in solar energy reaching the surface.
Changes in monsoon dynamics meant more rainfall in the 1990s and increased vegetation over India, Pakistan and Bangladesh and the Sahel belt of sub-Saharan Africa.
Challenges
The Geo Year Book 2003 is the first in an annual series published to complement Unep's encyclopaedic Global Environment Outlook reports - the third of which was published in 2002.
Without concerted action, about a third of the world's population is likely to suffer from chronic water shortages
Klaus Toepfer
Unep executive director
The new publication reviews major developments during the year, identifies developing challenges, and gives details of progress on key indicators like greenhouse gas emissions, and threats to animals and plants.
It says the economic losses these cause are estimated to have multiplied five times since the 1970s, to a total of $629bn for the 1990s.
A special feature examines the prospects for reaching international goals on providing more people with water, including the Millennium Development Goal agreed by world leaders in 2000 - to halve by 2015 the proportion of people without access to safe drinking water.
Unep executive director Klaus Toepfer, says: "Without concerted action, about a third of the world's population is likely to suffer from chronic water shortages within a few decades."
Reform urged
Much of the meeting will be given over to the need for water and sanitation.
Other issues include the problem of dust and sand storms caused by the spread of deserts in Mongolia and China, over a quarter of whose land is classed as desert.
The environmental problems facing small island states, like poverty, natural disasters and declining fish stocks are also on the agenda.
On the eve of the conference the campaign group Friends of the Earth called for Unep to be transformed into the UN Environmental Organisation, with the same membership and funding basis as other UN specialised agencies.
It said this was necessary because of "the rapid deterioration of the world's water resources, urban environments, oceans, forests and other ecosystems, and a too weak and ineffective system of international environmental governance".
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| Dodgeball: The Movie |
| 03.29.04 (5:38 am) [edit] |
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I saw this over the weekend.. It looks like it will be hillarious..Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn..hopefully Will Ferrell is in there somewhere.
http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2004/DEFGH/Dod geball/footage/" title="http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2004/DEFGH/Dod geball/footage/" target="_blank"http://www.themoviebox.net/mo...
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| Mike J loves the kids |
| 03.29.04 (12:32 am) [edit] |
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Jackson wanted to star
as man-turned-car
By Jeannette Walls with Ashley Pearson
MSNBC
Updated: 2:53 a.m. ET March 15, 2004
Here’s a film that could have knocked “Gigli” off the worst-flicks lists: Michael Jackson wanted to star in a movie about a man who turns into a car that’s driven around by a little boy.
The singer — who’s facing child molestation charges — was trying to get a film called “Hot Rod” made, according to “Jersey Girl” director Kevin Smith.
“It was about Michael Jackson morphing into a car,” “Smith tells Playboy magazine in an issue just hitting newsstands. “Jackson was behind it, and he wanted it to be this story about a guy, played by himself, who hangs out with a little boy, and this little boy gets into the car and drives him around.”
Smith says it was the weirdest script he ever was asked to direct, but adds, “In retrospect, I’d love to make that movie. But it wouldn’t be anything like the version Jackson or the studio wanted to see.”
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| We are the robots |
| 03.28.04 (10:33 pm) [edit] |
I'm glad the Japanese have robot fetishes. Sci Fi is happening right now because of it. I for one want an army of these ready to kick ass and take names.
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99994263" title="http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99994263" target="_blank"http://www.newscientist.com/n... :D
And here is a giant robot they made to help in emergencies.this one looks so crazy
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| Trunk Monkey |
| 03.28.04 (9:45 pm) [edit] |
In my love of all things monkey, I couldn't resist. Good ads..
http://www.suburban-trunkmonkey.com/" title="http://www.suburban-trunkmonkey.com/" target="_blank"http://www.suburban-trunkmonk...
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| Super Mario Brothers in 11 minutes |
| 03.28.04 (2:09 pm) [edit] |
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This kid is a jedi master. Beats Super Mario brothers 3 in 11 minutes. Amazing...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/smb3beat-r.html" title="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/smb3beat-r.html" target="_blank"http://www.ebaumsworld.com/sm...
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| Hillarious cyber sex |
| 03.28.04 (3:58 am) [edit] |
This made me laugh. Someone messing with people on the IM. read and enjoy..here's a sample:
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Check these out:
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| Chernobyl: riding through ghost town |
| 03.28.04 (3:42 am) [edit] |
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This is a interesting story about a lady riding her motorcycle through Chernobyl. When I was a kid, Chernobyl freaked me out. And I always wondered what was Chernobyl like today. Did people live there? What is the deal? The shots of the "ghost town" remind of scenes from 28 days later. Weird. I wonder what its like there..makes me want to move far from any nuclear facilities..
http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/kiddofspeed/ " title="http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/kiddofspeed/ " target="_blank"http://www.angelfire.com/extr...
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| David Elsewhere |
| 03.28.04 (2:45 am) [edit] |
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This link takes you to a video by a kid named David Elsewhere. This is his newest video..he is made out of jello.
http://kollaboration.org/movie/david_kolla2003 .wmv" title="http://kollaboration.org/movie/david_kolla2003 .wmv" target="_blank"http://kollaboration.org/movi...
Here's his older one..(he goes after the first kid)
http://kollaboration.org/movie/kolla2001.wmv" title="http://kollaboration.org/movie/kolla2001.wmv" target="_blank"http://kollaboration.org/movi...
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| Ride the Snake |
| 03.28.04 (2:32 am) [edit] |
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This is hands down one of my favorite SNL sketches. Jimmy Tango's Fatbusters. It coined the term "land monster". Terrific.
http://www.thetravisty.com/SNL_Skits.php?ID=Jimmy_Tangos_Fat_B usters.wmv" title="http://www.thetravisty.com/SNL_Skits.php?ID=Jimmy_Tangos_Fat_B usters.wmv" target="_blank"http://www.thetravisty.com/SN...
also check this old Chris Farley hidden camera sketch..
http://www.thetravisty.com/SNL_Skits.php?ID=Hidden_Camera_Secr ets.wmv" title="http://www.thetravisty.com/SNL_Skits.php?ID=Hidden_Camera_Secr ets.wmv" target="_blank"http://www.thetravisty.com/SN...
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| Stateside |
| 03.28.04 (1:11 am) [edit] |
Well I'm back in the USA. After a 14 hour flight that went alot more smoothly than the ride over, we made it back safe and sound. We had exit row seats, so there was good leg room. But tell me this..what is it about those seats that make people assume that your extra leg room doubles as a in flight common room? It was like grand central station..I don't need to see gnarly European dudes with fanny packs doing pilates in front me after being on board a turbulence filled flight for 11 hours..Anyhow, the trip went great, and we stepped off the plane and relaxed and began to reacclimate ourselves to American inneficiency and excess. And I'm finally over the jet lag..So I'll be posting some pics..here are a few..
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This one is of a clown I met at Ocean Park. He was blowing a whistle and talking like a bad video game character to a group of little kids. I think I would have flown 14 hours just to meet one person like this.
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This was an awesome dolphin and sea lion show they had there.
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They had two lazy ass Panda bears there. I was psyched to see them, but on the posters they aren't sleeping around being all lazy.One yawned. That was as crazy as it got. But it was still cool to see them.
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We went to Macau for the day, and had dinner at the top of the Macau tower. The tower is pretty amazing. heres a link to some virtual 360 skyline shots..
http://www.macautower.com.mo/en/virtualtour/index.asp#" title="http://www.macautower.com.mo/en/virtualtour/index.asp#" target="_blank"http://www.macautower.com.mo/...
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So I didnt have the heart for it, but if you have 20 bucks they hook you to a harness and you can walk outside this tower. Here are two crazy Swedes doing just that. My friend Jay is afraid of heights, and was like hell no. I am not afraid of heights, but 600 feet up will make you change your mind pretty quickly.
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One day Jay's cousin took us shopping in this area called Times Square. It had this giant mall complex, and this crowd was outside watching the Taiwanese election news on a giant ass screen on the side of the building. If you look closely you can see a lady wearing a SARS mask. You would see those every once in a while, and it was a little unsettling.
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This was a giant escalator on the mainland that went pretty far up the mountain, tearing through this great area for shopping and clubs..You gotta love how Starbucks is in the shot. Seriously, 7-11 and Starbucks are everywhere.
We went to a club called "Fly" in the nightlife area in HK, and I got " Ugly American" drunk. This Gai Low knows how to get down.I felt like I was at home: drinks were 10 dollars and the DJ was playing Sean Paul and 50 cent all night. Anyway, I got Lee Marvin drunk with Jay and his cousin and his friends. Woke up next morning feeling the firewater pain. But, Jay's fam took us out to the best dim sum I've ever had. We ate like Sultans. It was terrific.
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We went to Victoria's peak, which is one of the highest points in Hong Kong. They had great views, and a great wax museum and Ripley's believe it or not museum. Met up with some homies along the way..
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Me and Jay at the new airport. We rented a Benz to get there. It was cheaper than taking a yellow can from Manhattan to Laguardia.
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The airport is so sick. They have little Imac kiosks for free internet use. Its just this massive complex. Check this pic out and look how small I am in the distance...Well that is all..will post more later..
More pics to come..
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| H to the K to the ONG ONG |
| 03.17.04 (7:57 am) [edit] |
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Whatup y'all..just dropping a friendly hello from the other side of the world..Email is crazy expensive here
for some reason, so I just wanted to send a shout to
you all and say hello..Having a great time..Although
it took us 785 hours to get here listening to barking
babies in shithole plane seats, we finally made it. I heard its snowing in NYC!! jesus..well, its wicked hot here. Like Vietnam prison camp hot. Even though my roomate and I are sweating like hookers in church, everyone here is wearing jackets and winter gear. Thats because in the summer its so hot that this is cold to them. They are crazy bastards!:) Today I went to a great Dim Sum restaurant on the harbor and there was an item on the menu called "Deep fried crap fish balls". Me and Jay ordered 9 baskets of food while whole families were eating 2 or 3. They looked at us with shock and awe. USA baby, we can eat anyone
under the table. People still rock the SARS masks all
over..its really unnerving. There are thermal body
heat scanners in the airports to see if you have
fevers. You see yourself on the screen, and it looks
like the predator when he is hunting people. so weird.
I went to a theme park called Ocean Park yesterday,
and I got an awesome picture taken with a chinese
clown..its the best. he has a disturbing little hitler
mustache and we are both saluting the camera. The Mcdonalds here has Fried fish nuggets with wasabi dipping sauce. Called "Fish MCDippers". Saw Pandas, Saw a dolphin show with very bizarre sound effects when they jumped, and witnessed a Japanese mariachi band doing broken english covers of Frank Sinatra songs..so strange! I went to Macau today and saw sheer chaos: a chinese casino. There were so many people there we couldn't even gamble. There were lines for slots. The main floor looked like the stock exchange. They call the slots "hungry tigers". Chinese TV is awesome. Apparently hip hop is gay over here too..really really gay..One dude, an MTV VJ over here, had a video and was wearing makeup and dressed like a girl, and then he'd be all street and rapping again. And his name was "blackie", and he is chinese. That stuff would not fly over in the states. If I find him, I'll kick his ass on American principle, even if I end up in HK prison. Anyway, lots of weird things happening..it is a strange land this place..but its been great. Please send advice, well wishes, and hong kong dollars asap..well I'm off on my continuing quest to find the next william hung..one
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| Here I Come |
| 03.13.04 (10:38 pm) [edit] |
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I'm leaving for Hong Kong today..I can't wait. it makes me think of the scene in Bloodsport http://www.geocities.com/Holl...
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/bl oodsportcharacters.htm" title="http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/bl oodsportcharacters.htm" target="_blank"http://www.movieprop.com/tvan...
when Frank Dux gets chased by Forrest "Ghost Dog" Whitaker and his buddy through the harbor. Ain't gonna get much sleep but that's alright..I'll be gone for 9 days, but this blogging is getting very addictive, so I will try to "blog" it up while I'm out there..Some of the stuff I wanna check out:
Temple of 10.000 Buddhas
http://www.alex4ever.de/hongkong/holy/etemp.htm" title="http://www.alex4ever.de/hongkong/holy/etemp.htm" target="_blank"http://www.alex4ever.de/hongk...
Wong Tai Sin Temple
http://www.hongkongvoyage.com/wongtaisin1.shtml" title="http://www.hongkongvoyage.com/wongtaisin1.shtml" target="_blank"http://www.hongkongvoyage.com...
This tour looks cool. Reason: They got pink dolphins
http://www.10best.com/Hong_Kong/Tours/Hong_ Kong_Dolphin_Watch/tours.html?tourID=675" title="http://www.10best.com/Hong_Kong/Tours/Hong_ Kong_Dolphin_Watch/tours.html?tourID=675" target="_blank"http://www.10best.com/Hong_Ko...
So I will see you all on the other side..Time to travel
PEACE!!
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| I'm Rick James, bitch |
| 03.13.04 (10:44 am) [edit] |
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My friend Lodi sent me this link. So if you haven't seen the Chappelle show, crawl out from under that rock and pay attention. He played Rick James in a skit, and it is hillarious. Here's a Rick James sound board:
http://www.sportbiketemple.com/RickJames.html" title="http://www.sportbiketemple.com/RickJames.html" target="_blank"http://www.sportbiketemple.co...
And here you can watch the skit and others:
http://www.thetravisty.com/Chapelles_Show.php" title="http://www.thetravisty.com/Chapelles_Show.php" target="_blank"http://www.thetravisty.com/Ch...
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| minibosses |
| 03.13.04 (3:22 am) [edit] |
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I'm a dork. To this day my father still makes me feel like an outcast asocial pervert for playing games, but I swear to Mario and Luigi I will never give em up. Maybe its because I remember getting hooked on Atari 2600 and every system since then. Little kids don't get drugs and alcohol, they get video games. And kids these days are spoiled. When I was a kid we had a stick and a live wire we plugged into a tv, and watched a white dot shake up and down. That was it! And it was awesome. And we would have payed 300 dollars for it. So this band brings it back..to the late 80's, when the adults were fueled on Reaganomics and cocaine and we spiked up with the finest Japanese electronic smack mothers could buy. They are called the minibosses, and they play straight up old school nintendo covers. Please listen to the castlevania 3 cover (CV3) on the site, and if you feel the urge, go to kazaa and find all their classics (punchout, contra, etc)..but beware of imitators!! All normals need not apply..this is strickly for the pocket protector set..(enter nerd emoticon here)
http://minibosses.com/" title="http://minibosses.com/" target="_blank"http://minibosses.com/
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| Audiological |
| 03.13.04 (2:45 am) [edit] |
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Cool Sound gallery with lots of movie samples..Right click and save em and use em and abuse em:
http://www.tk421.net/gallery/sounds/" title="http://www.tk421.net/gallery/sounds/" target="_blank"http://www.tk421.net/gallery/...
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| Just to get by |
| 03.13.04 (2:24 am) [edit] |
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So I went to my friend Chris Reiger's art fund raiser tonight in Williamsburg, got a little boozed up, had fun. DJ was playing some joints..fueled my drinking, but I ended up making it home ok.. I was having a debate with my friend Ed, and he is the first person I've talked to that agrees with me that Big Boi's album is more listenable than Andre's (finally I'm not alone!) and about Kanye West (If you haven't heard of this guy, he's all the rage in the gay world of the hip hop upper crust these days) and I promised I'd post this..here is my favorite track he did..Its been out for a while, but if you haven't heard it..well, its..bananas.
http://www.musicremedy.com/audio/index.cfm?FuseAction=ShowAudio& AudioId=135" title="http://www.musicremedy.com/audio/index.cfm?FuseAction=ShowAudio& AudioId=135" target="_blank"http://www.musicremedy.com/au...
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| Black Belt Jones |
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I stumbled onto these awesome sites..I have been a long time fan of this movie. Actually its shouldn't be called a movie, that's too vulgar. It should be called "cinema". From the beach scene where he smashes a hippie's guitar for no reason, to the end kung fu battle in waist high car suds, the movie is a giant "what the hell?" from beggining to end.
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With random homophobia and spontaneous fights for no reason, it is a testament to a long forgotten time when McDonalds was awesome, and Kung Fu was as cool as hot yoga. (Look for cameos by Ted Lange and Gloria Hendry, too.) And Scatman Crothers is in it, and he is currently the ruling emperor of the United States of my imaginary world. recognize. One of the best quotes in the movie:
"Choose money over honey? Shiiiiit. Man, you can pull out my groin, just gimme that coin! Man, I'd rather be dead than not have any bread! Pinky's mama didn't raise no fool!"
Pinky
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good review
http://www.stomptokyo.com/guests/b/black-belt-j ones.html" title="http://www.stomptokyo.com/guests/b/black-belt-j ones.html" target="_blank"http://www.stomptokyo.com/gue...
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| Scientist Acid party |
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See what happens to a man with a pad and a head full of old school acid..
http://www.cowboybooks.com.au/html/acidtrip1.html" title="http://www.cowboybooks.com.au/html/acidtrip1.html" target="_blank"http://www.cowboybooks.com.au...
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| Scrub a dub dub |
| 03.11.04 (9:58 am) [edit] |
Dave Thomas is rolling over in his grave (wait, is he dead?)
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20040310_16 01.html" title="http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20040310_16 01.html" target="_blank"http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US...
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| throw up your lighter |
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Listen to this bass solo. He goes off. I wish there wasn't so much crowd noise, good samples otherwise.
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/13421/" title="http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/13421/" target="_blank"http://www.milkandcookies.com...
Here is a buttload of drummer solos. Listen to Neil Pert's from Rush. sick!
http://www.drummerworld.com/drummersolo.html" title="http://www.drummerworld.com/drummersolo.html" target="_blank"http://www.drummerworld.com/d...
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| For everyone with a rebellious streak |
| 03.11.04 (9:21 am) [edit] |
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While I'm sure John Ashcroft will be opening files on everyone who "abuses" this service, I thought it would be fun to take some time to create our very own customized Bush/Chenney campaign posters...You can put anything, and I mean ANTHING, onto your very own posters...Some of mine have included slogans like "4 More Years of Bloodlust," "Stumbling Towards
Armageddon," and "Hey, the Tax Breaks Hooked US Up..." Go nuts! Best slogan wins you an all-expenses-paid indefinite vacation to beautiful, Constitutionally-unincumb ered Guantanamo Bay, Cuba!"
http://www.georgewbush.com/btl/CustomPoster.aspx?type=color" title="http://www.georgewbush.com/btl/CustomPoster.aspx?type=color" target="_blank"http://www.georgewbush.com/bt...
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| Land mine surprise |
| 03.11.04 (9:08 am) [edit] |
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My friend Frank sent me this. Who is the "middleman" the article speaks of? Beezelbub? The Dark Lord? Who would do that.. I mean I'm all for realism, but do we need to use actual human cadavers to test mines? Shouldn't we be removing the thousands of mines that kill innocent people worldwide every year? shouldnt we be donating parts to the thousands around the world on waiting lists for new livers or something? They should use real dolls instead. Oh wait, they probably cost MORE than 2nd hand human bodies. This is surely a sign of the endtimes. I give up :)
Donated bodies blown up in land mine tests
Tulane University reports middleman sold some to U.S. ArmyThe Associated Press
Updated: 9:26 a.m. ET March 11, 2004NEW ORLEANS -
Seven cadavers donated to Tulane University’s medical school were sold to the Army and blown up in land mine experiments, officials said Wednesday. Tulane said it has suspended dealings with a national distributor of donated bodies.
Tulane receives up to 150 cadavers a year from donors but needs only between 40 and 45 for classes, said Mary Bitner Anderson, co-director of the Tulane School of Medicine’s Willed Body Program.
The university paid National Anatomical Service, a New York-based company that distributes bodies nationwide, less than $1,000 a body to deliver surplus cadavers, thinking they were going to medical schools in need of corpses.
High markup
The anatomical services company sold seven cadavers to the Army for between $25,000 and $30,000, said Chuck Dasey, a spokesman for the Army’s Medical Research and Materiel Command in Fort Detrick, Md. The bodies were blown up in tests on protective footwear against land mines at Fort Sam Houston in San Antonio.
Tulane said it found out about the Army’s use of the bodies in January 2003. It suspended its contract with the anatomical services company this month. The company did not immediately return calls for comment.
“There is a legitimate need for medical research and cadavers are one of the models that help medical researchers find out valuable information,” Dasey said. “Our position is that it is a regulated process. Obviously it makes some people uncomfortable.”
Cadaver remains are routinely cremated, he added.
Military use is common
For years military researchers have bought cadavers to use in research involving explosive devices. In the last five years, that research has been used to help determine safe standoff distances, on how to build the best shelters, and to improve helmets, Dasey said.
Michael Meyer, a philosophy professor at Santa Clara University in California who has written about the ethics of donated bodies, said the military’s use is questionable because it knows donors did not expect to end up in land mine tests.
“Imagine if your mother had said all her life that she wanted her body to be used for science, and then her body was used to test land mines. I think that is disturbing, and I think there are some moral problems with deception here,” Meyers said.
The market in bodies and body parts is under scrutiny after two men, including the head of the Willed Body Program at the University of California at Los Angeles, were arrested for trafficking in stolen body parts.
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| Antique Strangeness |
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This site is great. it documents so much ignorance and propaganda that took place in this country. Who would give a little kid COCAINE to fix toothaches? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!
http://www.antiqueweird.com/weird.html" title="http://www.antiqueweird.com/weird.html" target="_blank"http://www.antiqueweird.com/w...
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| Simon |
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I love computers and internets because all old school things have become digitized and provided for our cyber enjoyment. Simon was like smoking crank for me as a little child. I wasn't so bright, and hence not very good at remembering things like light patterns and sound blips. I was better at eating quarters and falling on my face. I may have sucked at Simon, but I loved it. Here it is, and god dammit, I really need to go to bed..Damn you internet, damn you!
http://aspen.web.aplus.net/andrew/si.html" title="http://aspen.web.aplus.net/andrew/si.html" target="_blank"http://aspen.web.aplus.net/an...
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| Real Dolls, Real creepy |
| 03.10.04 (11:39 pm) [edit] |
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I heard about these things a while ago on Stern. Now I'm not going to knock lonely people out there who don't have girlfriends, because I'm single too. But I would slap the shit out of myself if I ever spent $5000 dollars on a fake person to have sex with. Cmon!! This is so crazy! And granted, they do look like real girls, but its basically like fucking a mannequin. Except this mannequin won't magically turn into Kim Catrell and love you back. And Hollywood won't be there wearing his funky sunglasses cheering you on. And no, you will not be married once your girl pinnochio becomes real. Uh Uh. That $5000 could be spent taking real, hot-blooded human women out on dates. Someone will date you if you got 5 G 's to spend, believe me. And you know what the next step is..They'll put voices in them to say things like "As you wish, Commander" and nerdy things like that. After surfing around looking for info on these things, there seems to be an skeezy underground network of strange rich perverts that "trade" these on auction sites. I guess "each one is different". Now I was sick today, and any recovery I made just got tossed out the window. I am going to bed. Ug.
So here's the FAQ from the website:
What sort of people buy REALDOLL?
People who fantasize about 7 of 9, and the hot chick from the video game show on tech tv. People who wear capes.
Can I get a catalog?
I tell you what. Take that 5 grand and go into the phone book and order a date. You'll thank me later, and you'll learn something.
What is the price for a REALDOLL?
Exactly the same price as selling your soul.
How are REALDOLLs shipped?
Real humans bring them to your house (sorry!). And make sure you tip the mailman at Christmas, you don't want this stuff floating around the neighborhood. People will think you're Jeffrey Dahmer or something.
Can I customize my doll?
See website for different outfits like Deanna Troi, and Pincess Leia as Jabba's slave.
Does the silicone flesh have a foul odor/flavor?
Guy, the smell is the least of your problems. worry about things like finding a closet with a pad lock.
What if I don't fit with REALDOLL's sex parts?
Well you already don't fit in society.
Can REALDOLL stand upright, unsupported?
Yup. Prop her up on the porch to scare away friends and loved ones. Or leave her in a field and make a hooker scarecrow.
Tell me more about REALDOLL's breasts.
Pull your pants up first.
How strong and flexible are REALDOLL's joints?
Strong enough to hold a Manatee sized dice roller like yourself.
How do I clean my REALDOLL?
Soap and water. But remember: shame doens't wash off.
What is your return policy?
Gross. Next.
Do you sell body parts separately?
Remember what I said about Dahmer? honestly, what are you going to put fake girl parts on layaway? please, stop right now. Go in the corner and think about what you said. Enough.
Question: I'm a crossdresser interested in a full body silicone female skin. Can I buy a REALDOLL skin or can you tell me where I can get a silicone female body suit?
It rubs the lotion in the skin, or it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket.You don't know what pain is!
Don't you hurt my fucking dog!
Here's the link: (NOT safe for work, unless looking at naked pictures of latex dolls is "cool" in your office)
http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp" title="http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp" target="_blank"http://www.realdoll.com/intro...
Check this one out, the Anime one..so weird!
http://www.realdoll.com/image/annamae/annamae 002.jpg" title="http://www.realdoll.com/image/annamae/annamae 002.jpg" target="_blank"http://www.realdoll.com/image...
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| Bad idea |
| 03.10.04 (11:01 pm) [edit] |
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(29 July 2002, Ukraine) Late one night, the inhabitants of Yuvieyna village, a suburb of Lugansk, awoke to a loud explosion. Not long before the explosion, a 40-year-old deputy of the local administration board had taken his dog out for a walk. He encountered a Police Academy cadet who was escorting two women to their homes.
The cadet pointed out that the deputy's dog was not allowed on a public street without a lead and muzzle. Now, only an exceedingly bold cadet would be presumptuous enough to tell a village deputy what to do, so the two men began to argue. Unable to resolve the matter by verbal means, the deputy finally pulled out a military RGD-5 hand grenade and threw it to the cadet's feet. His well-trained dog immediately ran for the object and fetched it for his master... and man and dog met the same messy fate.
Police are investigating how the deputy came to have a grenade in a country where citizens are forbidden to carry arms, let alone military ordinance.
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| Grey Album |
| 03.10.04 (10:29 pm) [edit] |
This is probably old news to most of you, but if you haven't heard this, you should. DJ Dangermouse takes Jay Z and puts him over Beatles. Also check the rest of the site, its cool. Keep art free
http://www.illegal-art.org/audio/grey.html" title="http://www.illegal-art.org/audio/grey.html" target="_blank"http://www.illegal-art.org/au...
Here's an article about it:
http://www.billboard.com/bb/daily/article_disp lay.jsp?vnu_content_id=100045 5930" title="http://www.billboard.com/bb/daily/article_disp lay.jsp?vnu_content_id=100045 5930" target="_blank"http://www.billboard.com/bb/d...
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| Way to go, Kerry |
| 03.10.04 (10:18 pm) [edit] |
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Even though it will hurt him what he said to those union workers, I respect the guy more now. At least I'm convinced he isn't friends with Bush now. It's still not as bad as when Bush got bagged calling that reporter " a major league asshole". That was crazy. And Cheney was right there like "yup".
"Oh yeah, don't worry man. We're going to keep pounding, let me tell you -- we're just beginning to fight here. These guys are the most crooked, you know, lying group of people I've ever seen."
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/03/1 0/kerry/index.html" title="http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/03/1 0/kerry/index.html" target="_blank"http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPO...
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| We want the best and brightest....to help us kill more |
| 03.10.04 (1:28 pm) [edit] |
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From the words of my friend, the Mantis:
This article is cool because it touches on some of the more radical ideas DARPA has funded research into, like weaponizing insects and creating "robotic elephants".....
http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=18070" title="http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=18070" target="_blank"http://www.alternet.org/story...
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| Willy hung lands a deal |
| 03.10.04 (11:52 am) [edit] |
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William's gone hollywood. I saw him on the American Idol episode where they bring back the losers and exploit them, and he's changed. He has agents! I miss the old William. But I would still hire him for a party.
http://www.williamhung.net/news_030804koch.cfm" title="http://www.williamhung.net/news_030804koch.cfm" target="_blank"http://www.williamhung.net/ne...
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| Super Secret Sacred Scrolls |
| 03.10.04 (11:39 am) [edit] |
Modern Mantra
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For all you people who can read out there,
this is a great place to look at all kinds of sacred texts.
http://www.sacred-texts.com/index.htm" title="http://www.sacred-texts.com/index.htm" target="_blank"http://www.sacred-texts.com/i...
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| Elvis and Kelda |
| 03.10.04 (8:09 am) [edit] |
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Its a simple known fact: Elvis liked to have the occasional beverage and/or recreational substance. No surprise there. But to me, the reason he is the King, is because he can go on stage and blabber like a flopped out junkie and the crowd still gives him applause at the end. watch this clip: its so awesome. I'm going to sample this shit..
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/8178/" title="http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/8178/" target="_blank"http://www.milkandcookies.com...
and here is a glimpse of graceland that not everyone gets to see. Apparently its the same as the day he died. I bet there's some sweet ground score in this bitch
http://www.linkydinky.com/graceland/" title="http://www.linkydinky.com/graceland/" target="_blank"http://www.linkydinky.com/gra...
And this is Kelda..
http://www.kelda.nu/eilert/ettan.html" title="http://www.kelda.nu/eilert/ettan.html" target="_blank"http://www.kelda.nu/eilert/et...
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| BlestEnation!!!! |
| 03.10.04 (8:03 am) [edit] |
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Ok, so who likes rap music? I didn't think so.Well most rap sucks. Its a fact. But these guys don't. In fact, they are completely original, and make banging songs. So go to the site, listen to the audio, and buy everything they got. They put on wicked live shows too. I have never seen a mosh pit at a rap show, but I did at Southpaw in Brooklyn when these guys went on. Mbugout.
http://blestenation.com/" title="http://blestenation.com/" target="_blank"http://blestenation.com/
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| Your Daily Conspiracies |
| 03.10.04 (7:53 am) [edit] |
I for one believe that unless the 2004 election does not go to Bush, some shiznit is going to go down. We can't let this man win again. I am not a citizen, amigos. Therefore, it is up to all of you (I'm working on becoming a member of the empire, I would like to vote AGAINST the current emperor in September if I get the chance).
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Check it. This site has the writings of David Icke, who's theory is that reptilian overlords secretly control the world. I love this stuff..But don't write this guy off so quickly..he used to work for the BBC, and I've heard his interviews, and he doens't SOUND like a shit house crazy lunatic..so it's worth checking out..
http://www.reptilianagenda.com/" title="http://www.reptilianagenda.com/" target="_blank"http://www.reptilianagenda.co...
Here's a anti-Bush site with some slanderific infotainment:
http://www.hereinreality.com/familyvalues.html" title="http://www.hereinreality.com/familyvalues.html" target="_blank"http://www.hereinreality.com/...
If anyone has read "Behold a Pale Horse" and believed the gist of it, you probably are paranoid about groups like these. Well Ithink alot of it is ridiculous, but this one exists, and it has some powerful members. hmmm...
http://www.bilderberg.org/bilder.htm" title="http://www.bilderberg.org/bilder.htm" target="_blank"http://www.bilderberg.org/bil...
And this one really is awesome. The Bohemian Grove, where today's world leaders go every year to worship pagan idolatry and do naughty things in the woods..booyah!
http://www.infowars.com/bg1.html" title="http://www.infowars.com/bg1.html" target="_blank"http://www.infowars.com/bg1.h...
And there is some wacky crazy stuff in here..
http://www.rumormillnews.com/" title="http://www.rumormillnews.com/" target="_blank"http://www.rumormillnews.com/...
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| Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek! |
| 03.10.04 (7:48 am) [edit] |
Oh yes, celebrity jeopardy.
http://www.thetravisty.com/SNL_Jeopardy.php" title="http://www.thetravisty.com/SNL_Jeopardy.php" target="_blank"http://www.thetravisty.com/SN...
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| V is for Victory!! |
| 03.10.04 (7:45 am) [edit] |
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Speaking of reptilian overlords, who remembers the Mini-series V? Those lizards were doing big things. I loved that show. I was definetely rooting for the aliens. They ate hamsters, for fucks sake.
http://www.geocities.com/Holl...
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| Vice Magazine don'ts |
| 03.10.04 (6:56 am) [edit] |
These are so good..albeit mean, but a guilty pleasure none the less
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v11n1/htdocs/d onts.php" title="http://www.viceland.com/issues/v11n1/htdocs/d onts.php" target="_blank"http://www.viceland.com/issue...
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v8n7/htdocs/do nts.php" title="http://www.viceland.com/issues/v8n7/htdocs/do nts.php" target="_blank"http://www.viceland.com/issue...
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n9/htdocs/d onts.php" title="http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n9/htdocs/d onts.php" target="_blank"http://www.viceland.com/issue...
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n4/htdocs/do nts.php" title="http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n4/htdocs/do nts.php" target="_blank"http://www.viceland.com/issue...
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n1/htdocs/do nts.php" title="http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n1/htdocs/do nts.php" target="_blank"http://www.viceland.com/issue...
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v8n9/htdocs/do nts.php" title="http://www.viceland.com/issues/v8n9/htdocs/do nts.php" target="_blank"http://www.viceland.com/issue...
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v8n8/htdocs/do nts.php" title="http://www.viceland.com/issues/v8n8/htdocs/do nts.php" target="_blank"http://www.viceland.com/issue...
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n8/htdocs/d onts.php" title="http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n8/htdocs/d onts.php" target="_blank"http://www.viceland.com/issue...
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n7/htdocs/d onts.php" title="http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n7/htdocs/d onts.php" target="_blank"http://www.viceland.com/issue...
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n6/htdocs/d onts.php" title="http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n6/htdocs/d onts.php" target="_blank"http://www.viceland.com/issue...
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| Chicks With Gizzats |
| 03.10.04 (6:48 am) [edit] |
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Nothing shows me how scary America is more than when I see women posing in Bikinis with big automatic firearms. Why is this sexy? Don't guns kill people? Call me old fashioned, but I don't like to mix the porno with the killing..I'm just like that, I guess..Read these girls bios..good for a larf
http://www.guns-n-babes.com/babesamp.html" title="http://www.guns-n-babes.com/babesamp.html" target="_blank"http://www.guns-n-babes.com/b...
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| I feel sick |
| 03.10.04 (6:40 am) [edit] |
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:? So I woke up today feeling like I got the flu..I felt kinda sickly and weird yesterday, and full blown sick today. Arg!! Luckily my new boss understands, and would rather not get sick, so I got the day off..I fly to Hong Kong on Sunday, and I am not going to be sick then..(Need to keep telling myself that). http://www.cdc.gov/flu/protec...
Please, all do gooders and well wishers, send me your support, for I am weak and in need of praise
:D
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| Walt got hammered |
| 03.09.04 (11:01 pm) [edit] |
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Secret club in Disneyworld. Walt was on some shit.
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/11-03/11-03-cl ub-33.htm" title="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/11-03/11-03-cl ub-33.htm" target="_blank"http://www.moderndrunkardmaga... :evil:
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| Triplets |
| 03.09.04 (10:54 pm) [edit] |
My friend Victor put me on to this movie..looks really good
http://www.sonyclassics.com/triplets/" title="http://www.sonyclassics.com/triplets/" target="_blank"http://www.sonyclassics.com/t...
Here is the trailer
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony/thetrip letsofbellville.html" title="http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony/thetrip letsofbellville.html" target="_blank"http://www.apple.com/trailers...
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| the reflex |
| 03.09.04 (10:53 pm) [edit] |
Way better than the Duran Duran song. I'm wicked hooked on this. Best time: 0.08 seconds. I need to go to sleep, for real..
http://www.happyhub.com/network/reflex/" title="http://www.happyhub.com/network/reflex/" target="_blank"http://www.happyhub.com/netwo... :shock:
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| So c'mon beat box, play one for me |
| 03.08.04 (11:44 pm) [edit] |
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Darren "The Human Beat Box" Robinson
R.I.P.
So this is a link to a video of a sick beatboxer named Killa Kella. Alot of people are good, but this guy takes it in my humble opinion..click the real player link..
http://www.mail-archive.com/projectone" title="http://www.mail-archive.com/projectone" target="_blank"http://www.mail-archive.com/p...@hivemind.net/msg08559.html
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| Propaganda classics |
| 03.08.04 (11:14 pm) [edit] |
Oil is good! Oil is Good!
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I love stumbling across documented evidence of society's blatant ignorance. Funny, disturbing, and all worth a look. check it
http://www.propagandacritic.com/gallery/index.html" title="http://www.propagandacritic.com/gallery/index.html" target="_blank"http://www.propagandacritic.c...
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| Indian Superman |
| 03.08.04 (11:08 pm) [edit] |
Catch them fools in the back for that Cristal money
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And the oscar goes to..
http://www.stomptokyo.com/movies/s/superman-ind ian.html" title="http://www.stomptokyo.com/movies/s/superman-ind ian.html" target="_blank"http://www.stomptokyo.com/mov...
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| terriffic |
| 03.08.04 (10:58 pm) [edit] |
These are a few of my favorite things
http://japanhero.com/" title="http://japanhero.com/" target="_blank"http://japanhero.com/
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| New GI Joe PSA |
| 03.08.04 (10:53 pm) [edit] |
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I live for these things..
http://www.fenslerfilm.com/movies/PSAsmall/Fensl erFilm_PSA12_small.mpg" title="http://www.fenslerfilm.com/movies/PSAsmall/Fensl erFilm_PSA12_small.mpg" target="_blank"http://www.fenslerfilm.com/mo...
And all the rest..
http://www.fenslerfilm.com/?sec=video" title="http://www.fenslerfilm.com/?sec=video" target="_blank"http://www.fenslerfilm.com/?s...
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| Killin time the best way I know how |
| 03.08.04 (10:49 pm) [edit] |
by playing with myself
http://www.miniclip.com/shanghai.htm" title="http://www.miniclip.com/shanghai.htm" target="_blank"http://www.miniclip.com/shang...
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| to all you html maniacs |
| 03.08.04 (10:44 pm) [edit] |
I can't front, I don't know a thing about making websites. Maybe one day. But this is a great resource for free pics. Apparently all free to use..
http://www.freeimages.co.uk/" title="http://www.freeimages.co.uk/" target="_blank"http://www.freeimages.co.uk/
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| Booyakasha |
| 03.08.04 (10:36 pm) [edit] |
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In light of the upcoming new Ali-G season, I've been watching his old stuff..This site has alot of goods. Download whole episodes
http://www.lando.co.uk/" title="http://www.lando.co.uk/" target="_blank"http://www.lando.co.uk/
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| Time Traveller? |
| 03.08.04 (10:34 pm) [edit] |
The Libyans!
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Read this man's story. I have always been fascinated by time travel. I came across this guy a few years ago, and I've been reading his story over again recently..he says some interesting things about the 2004 election..worth checking out
http://Johntitor.com" title="http://Johntitor.com" target="_blank"http://Johntitor.com
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| Berzerker!! |
| 03.08.04 (10:21 pm) [edit] |
Clerks clips. Olaf is the man.
http://www.viewaskew.com/clerks/qt.html" title="http://www.viewaskew.com/clerks/qt.html" target="_blank"http://www.viewaskew.com/cler...
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| New Jobs for Old slobs |
| 03.08.04 (10:17 pm) [edit] |
I started a new job today, and it went really well. But believe me, it was hard to make the transition from slumbering Viking to morning awake guy overnight. http://www.brocklinds.com/vik...
For those of you who don't know me (ie: everyone)
I used to have a job working for P Diddy http://www.djvolf.0pi.com/ima... , in his studio in Manhattan. I would do night shifts and sleep in the day, and I really almost became a vampire. http://www.olegvolk.net/olegv...
During my stint as the Diddler's studio geek, I was privy to many surreal hip hop encounters. I also almost went snow blind from the glare of shiny diamonds. http://www.angola.org.uk/imag...
Now I work for this new guy who represents producers and does publishing for this reggae label. So far so good..so thats a little about me..I wonder if anyone even reads this..who cares.. this blogging is fastly turning into a up and coming addiction in my life. I won't stop cuz I can't stop..on that note.. I wish I could grow a mustache like this guy.
http://www.conservationtech.com/india-UNESCO/LG-photo s/1-kutch/06-BACHAU/Lg-mu stache-retouched-cropped.jpg" title="http://www.conservationtech.com/india-UNESCO/LG-photo s/1-kutch/06-BACHAU/Lg-mu stache-retouched-cropped.jpg" target="_blank"http://www.conservationtech.c...
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| All your TV news are belong to us |
| 03.08.04 (9:49 pm) [edit] |
long live computer dorks
http://forum.soundillusions.net/showthread.php?t=34154" title="http://forum.soundillusions.net/showthread.php?t=34154" target="_blank"http://forum.soundillusions.n...
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| Will Ferrell as Neil Diamond |
| 03.07.04 (9:59 pm) [edit] |
For real I almost spit cheerios on my keyboard..the site has alot of funny videos besides this one..
:D http://www.thetravisty.com/SN...
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| Steven Wright |
| 03.07.04 (9:28 pm) [edit] |
This link has Steven Wright quotes like:
One Christmas, my grandfather gave me a box of broken glass. He gave my brother a box of bandaids. Then he said to us, "Now, you two share."
:arrow: http://quotes.prolix.nu/Humor...
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| bootleg concert archive |
| 03.07.04 (9:12 pm) [edit] |
The beautiful thing about this site is you can download lots of free live shows, and has a little but of everything. All I heard was the DJ Z-Trip, Shadow, and the Kraftwerk stuff, but this site is great..
http://bootleg.freakin.nl/" title="http://bootleg.freakin.nl/" target="_blank"http://bootleg.freakin.nl/
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| Billy Meier and his UFO's |
| 03.07.04 (9:05 pm) [edit] |
Amazing photos taken in the 70's. This is an interesting story, and regardless if its true or not, his photos and videos are worth a look...click on photo gallery
:arrow: http://www.theyfly.com/
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| Wars in Space |
| 03.07.04 (5:11 pm) [edit] |
No wonder Bush wants to get us to the moon..more places to start wars!!
http://space.com/businesstechnology/te chnology/higher_ground_04 0222.html" title="http://space.com/businesstechnology/te chnology/higher_ground_04 0222.html" target="_blank"http://space.com/businesstech...
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| Quirky Flash games |
| 03.07.04 (4:58 pm) [edit] |
these are interesting..good for wastin time..
http://ferryhalim.com/orisinal/" title="http://ferryhalim.com/orisinal/" target="_blank"http://ferryhalim.com/orisina...
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| Funny Album covers |
| 03.07.04 (4:31 pm) [edit] |
There are some gems in here.
http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/" title="http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/" target="_blank"http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/... :P
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| Bush remix |
| 03.07.04 (4:28 pm) [edit] |
The editing on this is so well done..Bush state of the union address remixed..check it out this is the directory. brilliant.
http://www.duke.edu/" title="http://www.duke.edu/" target="_blank"http://www.duke.edu/~wmp/bush/
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| yo-yo masters |
| 03.07.04 (3:14 pm) [edit] |
so the video is silly at the beggining, but just wait until the yo-yo ing begins. Trust me, its worth the wait!!! The stuff these kids can do is so crazy...
http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=901 " title="http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=901 " target="_blank"http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bi...
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| Lion Maru! |
| 03.07.04 (3:11 pm) [edit] |
One of my old friends who I lived with in boston got an action figure back in the day, and it came with a videotape called "sword of the ninja". Well let me tell you, it was a strange strange world on that tape. I cant begin to describe it, other than saying the main character is a guy who transforms into a Lion warrior and rides around on a flying horse. It is a classic. Lots of half assed film blunders and awkward camera movements..like Power rangers except way more roach. Trust me. Go see this and you'll understand.
http://incolor.inebraska.com/stuart/lionmaru/" title="http://incolor.inebraska.com/stuart/lionmaru/" target="_blank"http://incolor.inebraska.com/...
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| proof of afterlife? |
| 03.07.04 (3:01 pm) [edit] |
I see dead people
http://www.newsnet5.com/news/2893543/detail.html" title="http://www.newsnet5.com/news/2893543/detail.html" target="_blank"http://www.newsnet5.com/news/... :shock:
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| Let the eagle soar!! |
| 03.07.04 (2:56 pm) [edit] |
So this is old, but good..Ashcroft sings..He's not that bad a singer, but this is just creepy. I think this is some kind of government mind control tool 8)
http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/a shcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html" title="http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/a shcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html" target="_blank"http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2...
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| addictive |
| 03.07.04 (2:26 pm) [edit] |
Anyone who played original NES, remembers this game. I remember turning up the tv really loud to make the gunshots sound cool...
http://www.tripletsandus.com/80s/80s_games/duckhun t.htm" title="http://www.tripletsandus.com/80s/80s_games/duckhun t.htm" target="_blank"http://www.tripletsandus.com/...
:x
Now I've never smoked crack. Crack is bad. But I do have a crippling addiciton. Crab ball. Sounds stupid, doesn't it? Well you're stupid. Play it, and you will see...
http://www.spikything.plus.com/games/crab-ball/" title="http://www.spikything.plus.com/games/crab-ball/" target="_blank"http://www.spikything.plus.co...
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| big things |
| 03.07.04 (2:13 pm) [edit] |
I got a new job this weekend!!!! hurray for me...Start tomorrow..no more lazy guy, here comes job guy :D And I got to see my freshman year college roomate..His girlfriend has the nicest apartment I've ever seen in NYC. I think her parents are coke barons. http://www.rotten.com/library...
That might be a little slanderous, I have no idea what they do. But the place was insane. Their building had a little teeny guy who stands in the elevator and pushes the button for you..I didnt think places like that existed.
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| Scotchy, scotch, scotch..I love scotch.. |
| 03.03.04 (2:02 pm) [edit] |
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Ok, this movie looks hillarious..All hail the magnificence of Ron Burgundy..
http://www.apple.com/trailers/dreamworks/a nchorman.html" title="http://www.apple.com/trailers/dreamworks/a nchorman.html" target="_blank"http://www.apple.com/trailers...
:D
Fred Flinstone as Raging Bull
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ragingfred.html" title="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ragingfred.html" target="_blank"http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ra...
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| Bush and Kerry: Skull and Bones+9-11 links |
| 03.03.04 (1:10 pm) [edit] |
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Doesn't anyone object to The President and his only competition in the election being from the same secret society? (see link below) I am about to turn into one of those apocalyptic bunker guys. This is not good, people...
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0122-10.htm" title="http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0122-10.htm" target="_blank"http://www.commondreams.org/h...
:shock:
And while I'm on the subject of conspiracy, I ran across this massive link list some time ago..It started after 9-11, and there is ALOT of information in here..so if you feel like slacking at work and have a penchant for investigation, or you happen to be doing a paper on something related to 9-11, check this link out..he keeps adding to the list all the time..5068 links and counting! gotta go, my bacon is burning..
http://graham.main.nc.us/" title="http://graham.main.nc.us/" target="_blank"http://graham.main.nc.us/~bhammel/911bkms.html
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| Camp With Bears |
| 03.02.04 (11:37 pm) [edit] |
So I'm driving home this weekend, and I pass "Yogi Bear Camp Grounds" somewhere going through Massachuttsetts. http://camping-hiking-rev iew....
Honestly, is it a smart idea to name a camping ground after a bear? Isnt that asking for it? I know I wouldn't camp there. I wouldn't go swimming at Great White Beach either. Yeah, Yogi bear had personality, but he was still a bear, for god's sake.
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Him and Boo boo would always be looking for food and getting into hilarious trouble with the ranger. But they still would have killed the shit out of some campers for a picnic basket. I bet Yogi killed some campers in his day. How else do you think he got a hat and tie?
Camping in general scares the crap out of me. I went camping in the Catskills with some friends a few years back, and one night we slept in an overhang, and I woke up in the middle of the night to a fucking Porcupine at my feet. It was hissing at us like a god damned Velociraptor. I almost crapped my sleeping bag. Anyway, it went away, but not before it taught me a valuable lesson. When you are out there, sleeping in woods, you are nature's bitch. Really, what are you going to do? Unless you have a desert eagle, the animals are running shit when you are out there. So I say, be a coward. Stay home like me. Watch Discovery channel and get high. Its alot more comfortable than sleeping on a rock and eating beans out of a can in a tent.
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| Friends and marraiges |
| 03.01.04 (10:19 pm) [edit] |
Lately all my friends are getting married. Its like fucking wedding season or something. I went to a wedding this weekend, and I had alot of fun, but the whole thing seems weird to me. My friend looked like he was going to puke on the priest. I just don't get it. I'm all for marraige, but its just too trendy right now amongst people I know. I mean, getting married is not like wearing trucker hats. people shouldn't do it because it seems "in" right now. The reception was fun, though. I witnessed the true power of Outkast watching 70 year olds and little kids dancing to "Hey Ya". That song was made with some kind of voodoo magic or something. Noone hates it. I hear it everywhere, its like background music for my life. You know a song it huge when corporations have to make public disclaimers about lyrics..
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Anyway, I got wicked hammered, tried to hit on lonely hot girls with nice shoes, and generally enjoyed myself. My friends are going to Jamaica for their honeymoon. I hear you can get a pound of weed there for like 30 bucks.
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